Saïx: how is Xion a member when she’s a puppet? Axel: ohmygod Saïx you can’t just ask people why they’re a puppet!
Roxas: why is Marluxia’s hair so big? Zexion: its full of secrets…
Xehanort to Xigbar: “Get in loser. We’re going vessel shopping.”
Demyx: I can’t go out <fake cough> I’m sick. Saïx: Boo, you whore!
Xion: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish we could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Saïx:…. She doesn’t even go here!
Demyx: Nice wig, Xaldin. What’s it made of? Xaldin: Your mom’s chest hair!
Lexaeus: Zexion, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
Xemnas: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Larxene
Marluxia: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
Luxord: <reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book> “too gay to function?” Xigbar: That’s only okay when I say it!
Zexion: And you can only wear your hair in a pony tail once a week, so I guess you chose today. Xigbar: …
Zexion: Oh no, I can’t say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.
Ansem the Wise: What are you supposed to be? Mickey: I’m a MOUSE. DUH.
Vexen: I’m not a regular dad. I’m a cool dad. Right Zexion. Zexion: please stop talking.
Axel: I think I’m joining Castle Oblivion. Saïx: No! No, no! You cannot do that. That is social suicide. *Damn*! You are so lucky you have me to guide you.
Axel: <referring to Luxord’s earring> I love it! Demyx: So fetch! Axel: What is fetch? Demyx: Oh, it’s like slang, from… England.
Vexen: where’s Zexion? Lexaeus: he’s out. Vexen: he’s grounded. Lexaeus: [surprised] Are they not supposed to be let out when they’re grounded? ?
Roxas: One time Lexaeus punched me in the face… it was awesome.
Larxene: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.
Xigbar: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Xaldin: Marluxia seems… sweet! Luxord: Marluxia is not sweet! He’s a scum-sucking road whore, he ruined my life!
Demyx: <talking about Marluxia> I have this theory, that if you cut off all his hair he’d look like a British man.
Kairi: My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk. Master Xehanort: Your grandmother and I have that in common.
Master Xehanort: Irregardless, ex-vessels are just off limits to Darknesses. I mean that’s just like the rules of Nortisims.
Saïx: Hey!… Are we still in a fight? Axel: You still an asshole? Saïx: No.I don’t think so.
Ven: why would he do that? Braig: cause Terra’s a life ruiner. He ruins peoples lives
Roxas: And they have this book, this “Burn Book” where they write mean things about the Organization. Xion: Well what does it say about me? Roxas: You’re not in it. Xion: Those bitches.
Sora: I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the series is ending.
Roxas: So, uh… how was your summer? Saïx: I got Nort-ed Roxas: Oh… My summer vacation ended. Saïx: I win.
Axel: [escorting Roxas down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!
Luxord: Marluxia always wins Lord of Castle Oblivion Xigbar: Who cares? Luxord: I care. Every year the the neophytes are sent away from the founding members to CO. And whosoever is elected Lord automatically obtains a deck, and since I am a card user, I would safely say, I care. Xigbar: Wow, Lux, you’ve truely out-gayed yourself this time.
Lea: [while training to become a Keyblade Master] Oh HELL no, I did not leave the Organization for this!
Axel: God. My hips are huge! Demyx: Oh please. I hate my calves. Lexaeus: At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders
Alright so I finished the organization cards, but I still need your guys’ opinions. Should I just make one of each of these and the other special cards and leave it at that? Or should I make 4 suits using the nobody/heartless/unversed/dreameater symbols?
My dilemma is that I would really like to have a full deck of cards, but having a heartless or any other symbol on a nobody card seems weird to me. If I decide to make 4 suits somehow, then I think I’ll go ahead at change Marly’s number to Jack, Larxene’s to Queen, and Roxas’ to King.
Edit: totally thought marly was number 12. fixed it. this is messing me up a little lol
Xemnas is one of the bulkiest, he has large open sleeves. You see him the most through KH2 and I know him on spot also cause I can smell cheap hair gel when he passes by.
Xigbars is tight as well (Him, Demyx and Axel all share this) He is also part of the shoulder pads club.
Xaldins is the buffest (asides maybe Lexaeus) granted you rarely see those two together. His sleeves literally stay the same from the shoulder to the cuff, baggy hasn’t been in style for years…well neither have shoulder pads.
Vexens is rather big on him, not very form fitting. If you can’t tell it’s him by his coat you can probably tell it’s him by the stench of failure and betrayal. Look at him. Hiding his failure hands.
Lexaeus, holy crap. This dude is ripped. Form fitting sleeves that flare out. His upper torso is the largest, if you feel an earthquake nearby, you may have a Lexaeus on the loose.
Zexion is the least form fitting of all. It has to be baggy enough so he can hide back into his coat like a turtle. He enjoys reading in there and thinking of more ways to mentally torture Riku.
Saix shares the same coat that Xemnas does but with TOP shoulder pads, he likes to take Xemnas’s old coats. He does this in hopes Xemnas will acknowledge him, never happens. He is the only one sporting the top shoulder pad that prominent. Keep trying to be different, he may notice you one day.
Axel has the tightest coat of all. He is so skinny cause he’s so hot (literally), burning them calories all the time man. Rumor has it when he walks he squeaks cause of how skin tight the coat is. You can tell its him easily from behind cause his hood has a bunch of holes in it from his hair piercing through.
Demyx coat is similar to Axel, make it as tight as it comes. Biggest difference is he has shoulder pads that could stab your eye out. King of the shoulder pads. a mullet and shoulder pads, you poor water child.
Luxord has the largest arm holes (asides Zexion), he has to hide all his cards in there. He runs a magician act on the side so he has all kinds of things stored in his sleeves. Shoulder pad club members growing in numbers. Form fitting in the chest but arm room for days.
Marluxias coat has hair dye stains on it and smells like roses. Not much else to say.
Larxene Boobs.
Roxas is the shortest of the bunch, loose coat. If confused look for the clown shoes.
Xion has the second tinniest waist but open sleeves. Like Roxas, look at the shoes. While she is the only other girl besides Larxene an easy way to tell them apart is this, is she being a bitch? No. It’s Xion.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 