Roxas getting downright nailed in the face my Lexaeus
Showing how chill Demyx is in the Organization
How well Axel and Roxas fight together
How Limit Breaks were THE THING to have in boss fights
How much of a prick Xigbar was
The fucking recon missions
“Roxas, that’s a stick.”
Just how many Disney characters met and talked to Roxas, but said nothing about it
Roxas and Xion are a great tag team ‘cause neither of them knew what the fuck they were doing
Roxas and Xion having identical fighting techniques and just enjoying the sync
Potions. And a fuck-ton of them.
The dick painted on the doors in Agrabah
LEECHGRAVE
The ridiculous weapons attached to the Casual Gear, i.e. the pizza chakrams, the soup spoon scythe, the umbrella Keyblade
Ruler. Of. The. Fucking. Sky.
“Hercules or Soracles?”
Roxas actually meets the real Hayner, Pence, and Olette and they loved him
Roxas is… really fucking tall????
Sora’s memories glitching onto the bottom screen, implying Roxas reliving the memory in the moment
Roxas asking Axel what love is and Axel trying to explain it
Roxas getting pelted in the face by Lock, Shock, and Barrel’s exploding pumpkins
The…. fucking maze in Wonderland
How abso-fucking-lutely gay Axel was for Roxas
Roxas straight up dissing Saix by shouting, “What is WRONG with you?!”
Air-dashing into the stairs and falling through the map
Axel literally jumping back when Roxas started flying and then proceeding to have the time of his life flying
Jack Skellington making a scarecrow of Roxas and Roxas looking really offended
The close-ups of Roxas’ insanely pixelated face
“Roxas is having an off-day! Level halved!”
FUCKING DUSTFLIER
Roxas having an identity crisis via questioning why he still works for the Organization
Saix getting DECIMATED by Roxas
The absolute bullshit of Xion’s boss battle (seriously, 4 different fucking forms, are you serious, ALL OF WHICH HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ATTACK PATTERNS)
THE FANGIRL MOMENT WHEN ROXAS STARTED DUAL-WIELDING
So back when Kingdom Hearts 2.5 HD Remix came out my brother went to the launch event and brought me back this lil scroll recap of KH 1, KH CoM, and KH 358/2 Days. It’s been sitting in my closet for ages since, ya know, no stores sell 5″x 40″ frames. But now I put it in the computer so I’ll share it with all of you.
All Sora wants to know is where the food is at. It isn’t a party until there are serious nom-noms involved. Pizza, burritos, ice cream, sushi– he needs all of it, now. And yours, too. Please? 🙂
Kairi: The Holds-Her-Liquor-Surprisingly-Well Drunk
Kairi, despite her small-ish stature, remains relatively composed under the influence. She can do shot after shot without even the slightest hint of a grimace, and will most likely drink you under the table while she’s at it.
Riku: The “I’m Not Drunk (But No, Actually, I’m Wasted)” Drunk
Riku is still totally sober– or so he wants you to believe. “I’m fine,” he insists, trying to act all normal-like. But then he goes to stand up, or perform some other ordinarily simple task, and it becomes apparent that he is far, far from it.
Roxas: The Wandering, Stumbling Mess Drunk
Roxas just wants to explore. Everything. He’s there one minute, gone the next! Although he may be stealthy at first and difficult to track down, he can usually be found once he’s lost control of his basic motor skills, either passed out or rolling around on the floor somewhere.
Xion: The Feist-Meister Drunk
Xion gets super spunky when she drinks. And super scrappy. That weird side-eye you just gave to one of her friends…? Come at her, bro. She dares you.
Axel/Lea: The Straight Chillin Drunk
Axel is straight chillin. And drinking. And chillin… And drinking. You better turn that frown upside down, ‘cause it’s all good, man. It’s allllllllll good. As for the implications of that statement? Well, he’ll leave those up to your imaginations. 😉
Ven: The Dancing Machine Drunk
Ven is a better dancer than most, and he knows it. When drunk, his moves become even more gravity-defying and mesmerizing to watch, and he likes to incorporate said moves into whatever it is he’s doing… Until he has too much to drink, in which case he turns into a Stumbling Mess (see Roxas, above).
Aqua: The (Uncharacteristically) Uninhibited Drunk
Aqua, who’s normally very rule-oriented and self-controlled, unleashes the beast, so to speak. She has a wild side, too, dammit! An incredibly-embarrassing-after-the-fact kind of wild side that, without fail, leaves her feeling absolutely, positively mortified the next day.
Terra: The Touch-y, Feel-y, Affectionate Drunk
Terra is bear-hugging, face-squeezing, hair-ruffling, tackle-lifting, and all up in your personal space bubble. All he wants is for you to SMILE!, feel the love, and know what a precious cinnamon roll you truly are. So go ahead. Bring it on in. You know you want to!
Namine: The Can’t-Stop-Giggling Drunk
Namine can’t. Stop. Laughing! It’s pretty much impossible for her to form a complete sentence– or listen to anyone else form a complete sentence, for that matter– without busting out into a fit of hysterics. She doesn’t know why it’s all so funny. It just– *gigglesnort*– is!
Vanitas: The Emotional(ly Volatile) Drunk
Vanitas is on a roller coaster. Of emotion. So many feels, so little time. You can’t fully understand what the term “intense” means until you’ve watched him go from the highest high to the lowest low, all in a span of four minutes (or less). And if you bring up the fact that you saw him genuinely smile last night, he’ll kill you. In the most brutal, painful, horrific way possible.
none of the wonderful gifs here were made by me, unfortunately, and i’m not sure who to credit for them. the drunk categories and descriptions are my own.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 