Tag: XDDDD

silly-jilly-bean:

Every time new Blackwatch recruits gets assigned with Jesse McCree, Commander Reyes hands out these:

– When Hanzo told Genji that he was dating McCree, Genji gave him his copy. It had little anecdotes in Japanese, small translations and side comments… but most of them where just the phrase “Because Why the Fuck Not?” written over and over again.

fluffyk97:

Young Xehanort headcannon

Every time Sora dies Young Nort is made to go back in time and make sure it doesn’t happen again. Also, it can happen a lot, so the Nort can get very tired so he always drinks coffee and has a “I don’t give a fuck” attitude.

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Plus here’s the Discord chat that started this headcannon because it’s hilarious

draco-mouthboy:

Draco, at Platform 9 ¾: Ready for fifth year?

Scorpius: Yeah, I’m a little nervous about the O.W.L.S though…

Draco: Don’t be. Study hard and I’m sure your exams will be straight fire

Scorpius: what?

Draco: oh, did I mess that one up? I meant they’ll be lit

Scorpius: you did not just say that

Draco: Stop acting salty, Scorpius. You’ll be upset on the train.

Scorpius: oh my god

Draco: Speaking of which, say hi to the squad for me.

Scorpius: Dad

Scorpius: Dad stop

Draco:</b> Why? I’m just trying to be hip like my son

Scorpius: oh my god I don’t know you

Scorpius: this isn’t happening

Scorpius, to crowd: I don’t know him

Draco: that was savage

Scorpius: dad stop