Honestly during the battle of Hogwarts I feel immensely cheated at not having more Peeves v. Voldemort time because Peeves can’t die and is a complete asshole and I just really want that interaction in my soul of how furious Voldemort would be with Peeves for just existing. Voldemort can’t banish or kill Peeves so he would be trying to direct his Death Eater troops with Peeves floating three feet to the left repeating everything Voldemort says in a mocking high-pitched voice.
I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS
Voldemort: “I successfully created 7 Horcruxes! I am the Immortality God!”
Master Xehanort: “Move, bitch. Get out the way.”
“Sirius, Sirius, what could I have done? The Dark Lord…you have no idea…he has weapons you can’t imagine….I was scared, Sirius, I was never brave like you and Remus and James. I never meant it to happen….He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named forced me—” “DON’T LIE!” bellowed Black. “YOU’D BEEN PASSING INFORMATION TO HIM FOR A YEAR BEFORE LILY AND JAMES DIED! YOU WERE HIS SPY!“ "You don’t understand!” whined Pettigrew. “He would have killed me, Sirius!”
For my brat of a best friend, threemarauders, who came up with the idea AU: James Potter’s memory is modified by Death Eaters and joins Voldemort. Now that I’ve made it into a set, let’s never talk about it again, okay?
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 