Tag: tony stark
i’m genuninely surprised that tony stark does not call steve and bucky “barnes and noble” more often. why?
- gets both guys in a single phrase
- makes fun of steve’s chivalry and shit
- is surprisingly fluid and apt
Peter: Mr Stark, did Thanos Just yeet a moon at you?
Tony: did he- what??
Peter: y’know… [throwing motion] yeet!
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: You’re fucking grounded
Bruce: Do you follow the royal family?
Loki: Bitch, I am the royal family
Bruce:
Tony: What the fuck is wrong with him?
Thor: If I knew I would tell you
i didn’t need this on my mind
Tony likes to make fun of Batman’s voice
Bonus:Isn’t there a picture of them aggresively throwing money at each other?
(image source? I’d love to credit)
























