Tag: superbat

batbrosbeforehoes:

Bruce: I got Netflix for you like you asked!

Clark: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Lois’ account for years so this’ll be nice.

Bruce: Wait, what do you mean account?

Clark: Her Netflix account

Bruce:

Clark: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.

Bruce:

Bruce: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service..

Clark: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?

Bruce:

Bruce: … Netflix

Bruce: I don’t like working with Superman. I think he is a threat that needs to be monitored at all times. He’s too unpredictable––
Diana: *places the Lasso of Truth around him*
Bruce: he’s a cinnamon roll, too pure, too good for this world, he’s beautiful and gentle and I respect him and–– DIANA FOR GOD’S SAKE