James Potter and Sirius Black were the students that turned floor tiles into trampolines and no one can tell me otherwise

Marauders and Monopoly (two things that should never mix)

siriusly-mooned-off:

James: Is always the banker no matter what, and as the game progresses and starts to go downhill (as it inevitably does, c’mon guys…. monopoly) he’s that banker that starts making dirty deals and pilfering from the bank until he’s eventually jailed for theft for five goes by the others.

Sirius: buys every house he lands on until he’s broke and they all turn out to be shitty houses and he gets mad as everyone starts beating him and having to pay for rent via shitty house and eventually kicks the board over in a fit of petulant rage.

Remus: Strategic asshole player that always ends up with the good houses, has the most sets and hotels on everything. He’s usually the one making underhanded deals as well, and somehow tricks people into giving up shit in exchange for shittier shit. Wins. Every. Time. And yet, they still play with him….

Peter: Is a massive tightass and doesnt buy any places. Leaves as soon as Sirius starts threatening to castrate anyone who’s place he lands on. Cries in the background as things turn violent.

I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets.

Sirius Black

James: Why would I make you godfather of my future child? What do I get in return?
Sirius: You can be godfather of my child
James: So if you die I get your motor bike? Deal

I may have accidentally did it on purpose…

Sirius Black, probably

obsob:

a fake book cover because damn it rowling i need more

Sirius: Did you find anything interesting when you were spying in the Slytherin common room?
James: They have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about everyone in Hogwarts.
Sirius: What did it say about me?
James: You… you weren’t in it.
Sirius: Those bitches!

Minerva McGonagall: What are the exam answers doing out of my desk?
Sirius Black: Oh, I took it out.
McGonagall: My desk was locked.
Sirius: Which made it very difficult to open. You might want to make a note of that.

the-padfoots:

Marauders Appreciation Week [2/7] – One Death Eater

To the Dark Lord,

I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mortal once more.

R.A.B.

the-padfoots:

OCTOBER 31 – NOVEMBER 2, 1981

“Harry… I as good as killed them,” Sirius croaked. “I persuaded Lily and James to change to Peter at the last moment, persuaded them to use him as Secret-Keeper instead of me…. I’m to blame, I know it…. The night they died, I’d arranged to check on Peter, make sure he was still safe, but when I arrived at his hiding place, he’d gone. Yet there was no sign of a struggle. It didn’t feel right. I was scared. I set out for your parents’ house straight away. And when I saw their house, destroyed, and their bodies… I realized what Peter must’ve done… what I’d done…"