when u r reading the smuttiest kinkiest shameful fic in ao3 and someone asks u what u r reading
Tag: shitpost

The first thing that popped into my head during that scene in episode 1 lmao
The magic carpet is Rosie.
Mom: *Opening door, once upon a blue moon, to check in on me at 2 a.m. to verify the aliens had not taken me yet.*
Me, after a mad scramble to hide the light of my phone:
*whispered thinking* Yes, I am currently endeavoring on the sleep, there is nothing going on here. You may retreat to your chambers master.
My brain watching me open another fic at 3am
SHE












