Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
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tbh no burn can ever be sicker than mcgonagall telling ron and harry she’ll turn one of them into a watch so at least the other one will be on time
Ron: I’m so stupid
Hermione:
Harry:
Andromeda:
Bellatrix: if you’re waiting for someone to disagree with you we’re in for a long night
Merlin’s beard, Lily. We’re going to be parents. Us. Can you imagine that?
Book Quotes: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion.”
AU: Sirius sends Harry the newest broomstick model before his first Quidditch match.
Book Quotes: Order of the Phoenix – Christmas on the Closed Ward
Neville looked around at the others, his expression defiant, as though daring them to laugh, but Harry did not think he’d ever found anything less funny in his life.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 