James: Is always the banker no matter what, and as the game progresses and starts to go downhill (as it inevitably does, c’mon guys…. monopoly) he’s that banker that starts making dirty deals and pilfering from the bank until he’s eventually jailed for theft for five goes by the others.
Sirius: buys every house he lands on until he’s broke and they all turn out to be shitty houses and he gets mad as everyone starts beating him and having to pay for rent via shitty house and eventually kicks the board over in a fit of petulant rage.
Remus: Strategic asshole player that always ends up with the good houses, has the most sets and hotels on everything. He’s usually the one making underhanded deals as well, and somehow tricks people into giving up shit in exchange for shittier shit. Wins. Every. Time. And yet, they still play with him….
Peter: Is a massive tightass and doesnt buy any places. Leaves as soon as Sirius starts threatening to castrate anyone who’s place he lands on. Cries in the background as things turn violent.
Tag: remus lupin
Remus Lupin is a master of reading people, not just their faces, no.
Remus Lupin knows pain, he recognises it even though all the other people try to hide and some of them, they do.
Remus Lupin knows who needs to laugh the most and he knows their fears.
So when he calls Neville to be the first to do the Boggarts training, he knows just what he needs.
Remus Lupin knows this boy, above most of the children in that class, needs a good laugh.
Remus Lupin recognises pain and he tries to heal people.
Remus Lupin knows what pain looks like because he lived through almost every possible pain he knows.
Remus Lupin knows he won’t heal, these are not broken bones and gashed skin.
So Remus Lupin tries to heal, one laughter at a time; reminiscing the times they made everyone laugh with his friends.
A tribute to all that’s lost and all that’s left, Remus Lupin still has the mischief in his blood.
anyway, remus straight up researched neville for this and they say sirius is the petty one.
The real holiday is tomorrow when all the chocolate is on sale.
“Harry… I as good as killed them,” Sirius croaked. “I persuaded Lily and James to change to Peter at the last moment, persuaded them to use him as Secret-Keeper instead of me…. I’m to blame, I know it…. The night they died, I’d arranged to check on Peter, make sure he was still safe, but when I arrived at his hiding place, he’d gone. Yet there was no sign of a struggle. It didn’t feel right. I was scared. I set out for your parents’ house straight away. And when I saw their house, destroyed, and their bodies… I realized what Peter must’ve done… what I’d done…"
Merlin’s beard, Lily. We’re going to be parents. Us. Can you imagine that?
Marauder’s Era
The Marauders. You’d have thought they were brothers! Inseparable! Nothing changed when they left school.
Snape pointed at the parchment, on which the words of Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs were still shining. An odd, closed expression appeared on Lupin’s face…
“Do you know them?” said Harry, impressed.
“We’ve met,” [Lupin] said shortly. He was looking at Harry more seriously than ever before.






