robbie-hotten:

elf who inhales fruit for a living does flips to impress insomniac noodle

1. Ice witch trying to not fall for her sociopathic would-be murderer and failing miserably

2. Thicc cowboy and Japanese titty man hook up over booze and how much they’ve fucked up in their lives

3. Weeabo ramen cyborg gets with his doctor/healing slave

4. Sleazy con artist loses his street credentials to a bunny

5. Local sunshine boy divorces his husband for being an edgelord

theaussiedemon66:

the-red-matter:

on-wednesdays-we-wear-flannel:

i-forgot-adam:

victoria-saenz:

beefish123:

lordani-forever:

dies-first:

i talked to blizzard and this is how reaper76 began trust me

It have to be [laughing in spanish]

[Cackling maniacally in Spanish]

[Is Spanish and burns down entire city]

[Is Russian and slowly backs away]

[Is American and roasts marshmallow on the fire of destruction]

[Is Canadian and apologizes for the destruction that isn’t their fault]

[Is Australian (aussie) and grabs another marshmallow and joins the American ]