Jack: *kisses Gabriel’s chapped lips* There, I made it better!
Gabriel: *unable to form coherent sentences*
Mccree: *see’s how sweet Gabriel and jack are being* Hanzo, my lips hurt.
Hanzo: *steps on Mccree’s foot*
Mccree: OW!
Hanzo: Well, now you’re not thinking about your hurting lips.
Reyes: Your mission is simple. Act as the Shimada heir’s bodyguard and collect as much information as you can.
McCree: Yes, sir!
Reyes: and I swear to god, Jesse, don’t you dare go deeper than that-
McCree: Dontcha worry yourself. I’ll be fine. I know I’m good lookin’, but not that good lookin’.
(Later)
McCree: Heyyyyy boss. So like remember before-
Reyes: Don’t you fucking dare say it-
McCree: Shhhh! Not too loud. He’s sleepin’ next to me.
Day 6: “Questionable actions” – secrets/revelations
Don’t worry
[shortly after infiltrating the Deadlock gang and taking Jesse as a recruit]
Jack: You sure you want to let Jesse go?
Gabriel: Yeah, I figure he can bear the burden.
Jack: I know it’s not my business but this could get ugly.
Gabriel: Well, if the kid screws up, then I’ll just have to kick his ass.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 