– is 9047% okay with peter making a âvideo diaryâ of his trip to berlin (even holds the camera for him for a brief moment in the car when they go to drop him back off in queens)
– hugs peter (that was a god damn hug fight me) and then blatantly lies to peter about how it wasnât one, saying âweâre not there yetâ (no one opens the fucking door like that, tony)
– makes sure peter has a parachute even when tony DOESNT HAVE ONE AND HEâS THE ONE THAT FUCKING FLIES
– monitors peter all the way from india and sends a suit to save him approximately .3 seconds after he was in serious danger
– not so subtly hints at the fact that he listened to every voicemail and read every text peter sent and not only that, REMEMBERED THEM TOO (âlike that lady that bought you the churroâ âi thought happy said you quit band six weeks agoâ)
– put a heater in peterâs suit (yâall know he actually had to SIT THERE and think of these things. He got into Full Mechanic Dad Mode and made this suit specially for peter)
– like five minutes after saving peterâs ass he talks to him about college
– names protocols in peterâs suit âtraining wheelsâ and âbaby monitorâ
– MAKES 576 WEBSHOOTER COMBINATIONS????
– calls peter âmister parkerâ
– compliments him multiple times on his work (ânice work, kidâ ânice job, kidâ âyou did a good jobâ ânice work in DCâ)
– âMY DAD NEVER REALLY GAVE ME A LOT OF SUPPORT SO IM JUST TRYING TO BREAK THE CYCLE OF SHAMEâ˘â THE WAY HE SAYS âMY DADâ LIKE TONY HIMSELF IS ALSO A DAD. LIKE TONY IS PETERâS DAD. I CANT BELIEVE TONY IS LOWKEY REFERRING TO HIMSELF AS ONE OF PETERâS GUARDIANS AT THIS POINT WOW !!!!!!!!!!
– calls the FBI as soon as peter hangs up on him and immediately gets into his own suit and flies from wherever-the-fuck he is to where peter is (and assuming tony immediately left after peter hung up, it took him four minutes and twenty-four seconds (YES, i did the math))
– âdonât cut me off when iâm complimenting youâ 1. either heâs just putting on that Public Tony Stark⢠persona or 2. heâs making it seem like his compliments are worth a lot so when he DOES compliment peter (which is, again, relatively a LOT), peter feels Extra Good about himself
– âi think youâve done enOUGHâ MAD DAD⢠TONY IS HERE AND HE IS ANGRY BECAUSE IF ANYONE DIED HE KNEW PETER WOULD FEEL GUILTY AND IF PETER HIMSELF DIED TONY WOULD HAVE THAT ON HIS CONSCIENCE AND GOD KNOWS HE DOESNT NEED ANY MORE GUILT IN HIS HEART
– (also iâd just like to appreciate the dialogue in between vulture and one of his workers- âso thatâs it? youâre just gonna run?â âfeds were waiting for us- now weâre on iron manâs radar? yeah iâm running. you should too.â like iâm so proud of my son striking fear into criminals)
– âif you even cared youâd actually be hereâ
tony: *is here*
peter: (ŕ¸O_O) ŕ¸
iâm totally here for Intimidating Dad Tony who has so much fear for this kidâs life that it comes out as anger and scares peter
– âdid you know i was the only one who BELIEVED IN YOU everyone else said i was CRAZYâ TONY BELIEVING IN PETER SO MUCH THAT HE TRUSTS HIM MORE THAN WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING LIKE DAMN THATS DANGEROUS I KNOW BUT HOLY SHIT TONY! BELIEVES! IN! THIS! KID! SO MUCH!!!!!!
– âTHIS IS WHERE YOU ZIP IT AIGHT THE ADULT IS TALKINGâ thatâs just. a dad thing in itself.
– âAND IF YOU DIE-â -whispers because he canât even talk in a normal voice when he says this*- â-i feel like thatâs on me⌠i donât need that on my conscience.â AGAIN, TONY PHYSICALLY CANNOT HANDLE THE AMOUNT OF GUILT PETERâS DEATH WOULD CAUSE HIM
– âi was just trying to be like youâ âand i wanted you to be betterâ okay but imagine whatâs going through both their heads??? peter is probably thinking âhow in the bloody fuck can i be better than iron manâ and tonyâs probably thinking âcâmon, kid, itâs not that hardâ because tony only sees himself through the mistakes heâs made and peter sees tony through his achievements
– literally grounds peter by taking away his suit- like if that isnât the most dad thing he did this entire movie
– âIF YOUâRE NOTHING WITHOUT THE SUIT THEN YOU SHOULDNâT HAVE ITâ PASSING ON SOME WORDS OF WISDOM⢠TO HIS NEXT OF KIN- TRULY A FATHERLY THING TO DO
– âgod i sound like my dadâ TONY IS JUST SO AFRAID!!! FOR PETERâS LIFE!!!! TO END UP LIKE HIS FATHER!!!!!!! THE ALIENS!!!!!!!!! HIS EX-TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FEELS SO TINY AND THEREâS. TOO. MANY. THINGS. THAT. ARE. TOO. BIG. FOR. HIM. TO. HANDLE. LET. HIM. REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– peter: *is sad* i donât have any other clothes
tony: *sees peter is sad* okay weâll sort that out
tony: *gives him a souvenir shirt and hello kitty sweatpants to try and make him feel better which probably just ended up making peter feel humiliated but A++ for effort babe*
– HAS SUCH AN IMPACT ON PETER THAT PETER LITERALLY HAS A FREAK OUT AND THEN REMEMBERS TONYâS WORDS OF WISDOM⢠AND THEN WOW PETER CAN SUDDENLY REMEMBER HE CAN LIFT A FUCKING BUILDING JFC
– gives peter that shoulder bump thing while smiling at him fondly idk that was just so cute
– puts his arm around peterâs shoulders, which he can just barely do because theyâre literally the same height- rdj is 5â9 and tom is 5â8 (we all know tony wears high tops and high heels. he totally rocks them)
– asks for a little privacy with peter and then immediately apologizes for taking his suit
– âTOUGH LOVE MOMENTâ
– sighs contentedly like heâs just so proud of peter that he has to breathe and take it all in. âmy son did that. he fuckin Did Thatâ
– mentions peter can be on the team and then when peter is all like âto the-to THE team?â heâs all like âya lol anyway-â like itâs no big deal. tony i know youâre fucking ecstatic inside to have someone on the team who loves and appreciates you as much as you love and appreciate them, donât you try and cover that up
– MAKES PETER A NEW SUIT????? 1. IF IT WAS ALREADY MADE BEFORE TONY TOOK AWAY HIS OTHER SUIT, TONY DIDNâT THROW IT AWAY. HE FUCKIN KEPT IT. 2. IF ITÂ WASN’TÂ ALREADY MADE, TONY KEPT WORKING ON IT???Â
– smirks when peter isnât looking because heâs a VERY proud dad
– gives peter a room???????
– PURSES HIS LIPS A LITTLE WHEN PETE SAYS âiâm goodâ AND U CAN TELL HEâS TRYING NOT TO SHOW IT BUT HEâS DISAPPOINTED (not in peter ofc but in his response because tony was just so excited to have peter live with him) and then his immediate âHOW ARE YOU GOOD WHAT DO YOU MEANâ
– is AN EXTRA FUCKING PROUD DAD⢠when peter explains heâd like to stay on the ground and look out for the little guy for now. I SWEAR TONY LOOKED AT HIM SO SOFT AND THIS MIGHT JUST BE ME BUT I SWEAR TONYâS LIP TWITCHED A LITTLE BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING NOT TO SMILE
– FINALLY SMILED AT PETER WHEN HE WAS WALKING AWAY BECAUSE HE WAS SO PROUD
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