Things the 358/2 Days Remaster Missed

storm-driver:

  • Roxas getting downright nailed in the face my Lexaeus
  • Showing how chill Demyx is in the Organization
  • How well Axel and Roxas fight together
  • How Limit Breaks were THE THING to have in boss fights
  • How much of a prick Xigbar was
  • The fucking recon missions
  • “Roxas, that’s a stick.”
  • Just how many Disney characters met and talked to Roxas, but said nothing about it
  • Roxas and Xion are a great tag team ‘cause neither of them knew what the fuck they were doing
  • Roxas and Xion having identical fighting techniques and just enjoying the sync
  • Potions. And a fuck-ton of them.
  • The dick painted on the doors in Agrabah
  • LEECHGRAVE
  • The ridiculous weapons attached to the Casual Gear, i.e. the pizza chakrams, the soup spoon scythe, the umbrella Keyblade
  • Ruler. Of. The. Fucking. Sky.
  • “Hercules or Soracles?”
  • Roxas actually meets the real Hayner, Pence, and Olette and they loved him
  • Roxas is… really fucking tall????
  • Sora’s memories glitching onto the bottom screen, implying Roxas reliving the memory in the moment
  • Roxas asking Axel what love is and Axel trying to explain it
  • Roxas getting pelted in the face by Lock, Shock, and Barrel’s exploding pumpkins
  • The…. fucking maze in Wonderland
  • How abso-fucking-lutely gay Axel was for Roxas
  • Roxas straight up dissing Saix by shouting, “What is WRONG with you?!”
  • Air-dashing into the stairs and falling through the map
  • Axel literally jumping back when Roxas started flying and then proceeding to have the time of his life flying
  • Jack Skellington making a scarecrow of Roxas and Roxas looking really offended
  • The close-ups of Roxas’ insanely pixelated face
  • “Roxas is having an off-day! Level halved!”
  • FUCKING DUSTFLIER
  • Roxas having an identity crisis via questioning why he still works for the Organization
  • Saix getting DECIMATED by Roxas
  • The absolute bullshit of Xion’s boss battle (seriously, 4 different fucking forms, are you serious, ALL OF WHICH HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ATTACK PATTERNS)
  • THE FANGIRL MOMENT WHEN ROXAS STARTED DUAL-WIELDING

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