Rei blurts out her first Japanese word in front of Hanzo.Hanzo gives Genji and Mercy the neutral face if disappointment

nitewrighter:

Hanzo: …where did she hear that word?

Genji: *flashback*

Past Genji: *sprinting out to a Watchpoint dumpster with pantsless Baby Rei under one arm and holding an extremely full diaper at arm’s length with the other* Kuso-kuso-kuso-kuso-kuso-kusokusokusokuso—

Genji: *flashes back to present*

Hanzo: Well?

Genji: …I don’t know. She probably heard it from you. I blame you.

Hanzo: Hmph.

nitewrighter:

sparemoon:

i would like to thank @nitewrighter for fueling my obsession with babies

I’m gonna cry omg.

every time I see art of Rei my heart soars and I’m just burying my face in my hands and grinning like an idiot for hours on end. thank you so much.

Concept, based on the ‘looking sharp’ thing: Hanzo realizes Mcree was flirting with him like an hour afterwards and breaks a bit inside

thetiniestcicada:

genji finds him on the floor half an hour later

(first part!!)

hanzo looking at his arrows and mcree walks by and goes ‘lookin’ sharp’!

thetiniestcicada:

(now with a second part!!)

artsekey:

So I was playing Overwatch, and the DPS were instalocked as per usual. A level 120 says “aw, a Mercy Main! Maybe you should learn how to play Ana and Zenyatta. It’ll really help you!”
(He said this because I am a girl, and it was obviously meant to be condescending.)

I asked him if he didn’t think I hadn’t “learned how to play” other heroes with my SEVEN HUNDRED LEVELS and HUNDREDS OF HOURS IN THE GAME, nearly 90 of which are on Widow who I ROCK.

Also, yknow? As much shit as I get playing Overwatch, there are guys about 70% of the time that tell the offending asshole to shut the fuck up. So here’s to you, actual decent human beings.

artsekey:

A first meeting, maybe?

Why are two outlaws hanging out in some future subway/train system?

What happens next? You decide.

Or maybe I’ll finish the other two pages some day, who knows.

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(More info and extra art stuff under the cut.)

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dilfosaur:

he knows

dilfosaur:

brothers

craftgamerzz:

Give me some Shimada bonding.

Hanzo and genji bodyswap au?

nitewrighter:

Genji: *staring in the mirror in horror* I’m old!
Hanzo: …I’m only 3 years older than you.
Genji: *dragging hands down face* Oh, I’m like the crypt-keeper!
Hanzo: You know, my hair only grayed prematurely because of stress and grief over you.
Genji: Wow. How terrible. How awful for you. How terrible it is for you that you murdered me. Tell me, how do my three prosthetic limbs feel?

Okay joking and pettiness aside, I think it would kind of be an interesting opportunity for Hanzo to like… actually understand the extent of Genji’s prosthesis but it would definitely be very angsty on Hanzo’s end. Also I think their significant others would pick up on things pretty fast mostly because Hanzo would flinch back so hard if he woke up next to Mercy that he’d pretty much tumble out of the bed, and meanwhile Genji would still be asleep, but McCree would notice the way “Hanzo” is spooning him has shifted and is way more clingy, and also “Hanzo” seems to keep going for a boob grab but just keeps grabbing at mostly air and is kind of… sleepily and confusedly pawing around?