
i made a thing

i made a thing
so reaper said this after killing doomfist
Merula: How do you keep beating me at dueling?!
Me: I dunno, maybe don’t pick offense every single round you dumb bitch
I DOUBLE TAKED
Quiz used: http://www.gotoquiz.com/pottermore_sorting_quiz_all_possible_question
It’s essentially the official Pottermore quiz with all possible questions.
After you have died, what would you most like people to do when they hear your name?
Given the choice, would you rather invent a potion that would guarantee you:
How would you like to be known to history?
You enter an enchanted garden. What would you be most curious to examine first?
What kind of instrument most pleases your ear?
Four boxes are placed before you. Which would you try and open?
Four goblets are placed before you. Which would you choose to drink?
Once every century, the Flutterby bush produces flowers that adapt their scent to attract the unwary. If it lured you, it would smell of:
A troll has gone berserk in the Headmaster’s study at Hogwarts. It is about to smash, crush and tear several irreplaceable items and treasures, including a cure for dragon pox, which the Headmaster has nearly perfected; student records going back 1000 years and a mysterious handwritten book full of strange runes, believed to have belonged to Merlin. In which order would you rescue these objects from the troll’s club, if you could?
Which would you rather be?
Which of the following do you find most difficult to deal with?
What are you most looking forward to learning at Hogwarts?
If you could have any power, which would you choose?
Which of the following would you most like to study?
One of your house mates has cheated in a Hogwarts exam by using a Self-Spelling Quill. Now he has come top of the class in Charms, beating you into second place. Professor Flitwick is suspicious of what happened. He draws you to one side after his lesson and asks you whether or not your classmate used a forbidden quill. What do you do?
You and two friends need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll who insists on fighting one of you before he will let all of you pass. Do you:
Which road tempts you most?
Which nightmare would frighten you most?
Late at night, walking alone down the street, you hear a peculiar cry that you believe to have a magical source. Do you:
A Muggle confronts you and says they are sure you are a witch or wizard. Do you:
Dawn or Dusk?
Moon or Stars?
Forest or River?
Black or White?
Heads or Tails?
Left or Right?
RESULTS: GRYFFINDOR!
Gryffindor (72%)
Ravenclaw (64%)
Hufflepuff (54%)
Slytherin (50%)
IMPORTANT:
I really don’t agree with this sorting, since I believe Ernesto has extreme potential to be in either Slytherin or Gryffindor. He has tons of traits from both houses. He’s ambitious, cunning, and self-preservative (Slytherin), but he’s also daring, hungry for fame, and he prefers to deal with a situation directly (Gryffindor). Honestly he’d probably be close to a hatstall, but these quiz results don’t reflect that. But then, the Pottermore quiz is known to be biased against Slytherin, so Ernesto very well could be a Slytherin without having answered Slytherin weighted questions on the quiz. Thus, I’m going to do a further in-depth study for which house Ernesto should be in. As soon as I decide on a house, his character outline will be updated.
Quiz used: http://www.gotoquiz.com/pottermore_sorting_quiz_all_possible_question
It’s essentially the official Pottermore quiz with all possible questions.
After you have died, what would you most like people to do when they hear your name?
Given the choice, would you rather invent a potion that would guarantee you:
How would you like to be known to history?
You enter an enchanted garden. What would you be most curious to examine first?
What kind of instrument most pleases your ear?
Four boxes are placed before you. Which would you try and open?
Four goblets are placed before you. Which would you choose to drink?
Once every century, the Flutterby bush produces flowers that adapt their scent to attract the unwary. If it lured you, it would smell of:
A troll has gone berserk in the Headmaster’s study at Hogwarts. It is about to smash, crush and tear several irreplaceable items and treasures, including a cure for dragon pox, which the Headmaster has nearly perfected; student records going back 1000 years and a mysterious handwritten book full of strange runes, believed to have belonged to Merlin. In which order would you rescue these objects from the troll’s club, if you could?
Which would you rather be?
Which of the following do you find most difficult to deal with?
What are you most looking forward to learning at Hogwarts?
If you could have any power, which would you choose?
Which of the following would you most like to study?
One of your house mates has cheated in a Hogwarts exam by using a Self-Spelling Quill. Now he has come top of the class in Charms, beating you into second place. Professor Flitwick is suspicious of what happened. He draws you to one side after his lesson and asks you whether or not your classmate used a forbidden quill. What do you do?
You and two friends need to cross a bridge guarded by a river troll who insists on fighting one of you before he will let all of you pass. Do you:
Which road tempts you most?
Which nightmare would frighten you most?
Late at night, walking alone down the street, you hear a peculiar cry that you believe to have a magical source. Do you:
A Muggle confronts you and says they are sure you are a witch or wizard. Do you:
Dawn or Dusk?
Moon or Stars?
Forest or River?
Black or White?
Heads or Tails?
Left or Right?
RESULTS: RAVENCLAW!
Ravenclaw (80%)
Gryffindor (70%)
Hufflepuff (52%)
Slytherin (42%)
Quiz used: http://www.gotoquiz.com/pottermore_sorting_quiz_all_possible_question
It’s essentially the official Pottermore quiz with all possible questions.
RESULTS: HUFFLEPUFF!
Hufflepuff (82%)
Gryffindor (34%)
Ravenclaw (19%)
Slytherin (14%)
Héctor Rivera
House: Hufflepuff (82%)
Gryffindor (34%)
Ravenclaw (19%)
Slytherin (14%)
(If you would like to see Héctor’s answers, click here.)
Wand: Cypress wood with a Unicorn hair core 14 ½” and Slightly Yielding flexibility
What height would you say you are for your age?
Tall
What would you say your eye colour is?
Other (magenta-ish?)
Is your birthday odd or even?
Even (November 30th)
Which would you say your fear the most?
Isolation
What would you say is your best quality?
Kindness
Which path would you take?
Ahead towards the forest
Which artifact did you chose?
Bound-up Scroll
Blood Purity: Muggleborn
Patronus: Mastiff(?)
Héctor was not able to summon a patronus until he and Imelda kissed for the first time. When he remembers it he remembers a twinkling early night sky above the grounds, the earthy taste of Imelda’s lips, the feel of her breath, the warmth in his stomach washing over his entire body, desperately kissing her back, he’d been denied this for so long and now that he finally had it it felt so, so amazing… It was heaven.
Imelda Rivera
House: Ravenclaw (80%)
Gryffindor (70%)
Hufflepuff (52%)
Slytherin (42%)
(If you would like to see Imelda’s answers, click here.)
Wand: Hazel wood with a Phoenix feather core 12 1/2″ and Rigid flexibility
What height would you say you are for your age?
Average
What would you say your eye colour is?
Hazel
Is your birthday odd or even?
Even (please let me know if she has a canon birthday! I chose even over odd because it worked better with her wand’s flexibility.)
Which would you say your fear the most?
Isolation
What would you say is your best quality?
Resilience
Which path would you take?
Right towards the castle
Which artifact did you chose?
Silver Dagger
Blood Purity: Halfblood (2 halfblood parents)
Patronus: Tortoiseshell Cat
(becomes a tigress later, after Héctor leaves her with Coco)
Ernesto de la Cruz
House: Either Gryffindor or Slytherin (see his answers page for more details)
Wand: Yew wood with a Dragon heartstring core 13 1/4″ and Reasonably Supple flexibility
Tall (because let’s be real Ernesto would totally claim he’s tall even when he has a beanpole for a best friend)
Odd (please let me know if Ernesto has a canon birthday!! I chose odd over even because I thought the flexibility and appearance of the wand fit Ernesto more.)
Blood Purity: Pureblood
Patronus: Chihuahua
Héctor would spend the entire year writing to him and telling him how boring it was without him around
Héctor sent so many letters that Ernesto sent him a howler to yell at him for sending so many letters
Héctor about O.W.L.s.
Héctor starts his first year
Héctor sees Imelda, he instantly falls head over heels in love with her
Héctor‘s obvious crush all the time. Héctor jinxes Ernesto every time he teases him.
It isn’t until Héctor meets Imelda that his friendship with Ernesto starts deteriorating. The more he talks about how much he loves Imelda (and later his wife and daughter), the less he talks about finally acting upon his and Ernesto’s shared dream. The more time he spends with Imelda, the less time he spends with Ernesto.
This isn’t due to a lack of trying on Héctor’s part; he invites Ernesto over plenty, but Ernesto declines every time. Simply put, Ernesto doesn’t care about doing anything with Héctor that doesn’t involve music or their future plans to make their shared dream come true. He’s bitter towards both Héctor and Imelda, but mostly Imelda because she was the one who derailed everything. He’s also angry. Frustrated. Impatient. Restless.
Not that he tells Héctor any of this, though.
Coco didn’t hate music so much as mourn what it had done to her family.
Like one day Remember Me was playing on the TV, a young Elena (Abuelita) watching with wonder, until her mother came in and watched for just a moment, sadness brimming in her eyes, before she shook her head and said, “Turn that off, hija, no one wants to hear that overplayed love ballad.”
Elena sees the damage music has done to her mother, silent as it may be, and refuses to let that happen to anyone else in the family at a young age.