Héctor and Miguel: *Has a great-great grandfather and great-great grandson moment*

Me:

Scrolling through fics of your really popular otp vs your rare pair otp on AO3

Really popular OTP:

basically drowning in fics

“what do i read first help”

ends up having like 50+ tabs open solely dedicated to that ship by the end of the day

and the next day

and the day after that

Rare pair OTP:

you don’t scroll through fics

no, you refresh the page until a new fic is added

and during that time you’re just regretting all life choices

“how the hell did my life come to this”

and then you read the new fic and you’re all like:

“wHY IS THIS SHIP NOT POPULAR”

and then the whole cycle repeats itself

again

and again

Accurate

imaredshirt:

Me, hearing “Remember Me” from Ernesto: Ok, that’s pretty. Just another love song tho, meh.

Me, hearing “Remember Me” again and learning it’s true meaning and who it was written for:

Who else?

Who else gets less than six hours of sleep per night because of their OTP?

horror game: don’t play this if you get scared or disturbed easily. this game is forbidden to those who are unable to distinguish fiction from reality.
me: *spamming the start button* ok yeah lets play the damn game
me, later that night: *brandishing some random object* cmon zombie motherfucker get out here so i can kill you and then go to sleep