ME – Page 2 – Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog

Me: I’m going to bed

What people think I mean:

What I actually mean:

Mom: *Opening door, once upon a blue moon, to check in on me at 2 a.m. to verify the aliens had not taken me yet.*

Me, after a mad scramble to hide the light of my phone:

*whispered thinking* Yes, I am currently endeavoring on the sleep, there is nothing going on here. You may retreat to your chambers master.

dykedva:

D.va mains/fans after the animated short drops:

clevercloudpoetry:

Me after staring at the 10 words that I’ve written in the span of 10 days:

Me after writing more than 1k words in one sitting:

spookymooks:

seeing Kairi and Lea for 0.2 seconds in the new trailer

winter-spark:

Has this been done yet?

purrlstar:

me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son

someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-

me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that

overwatch:

“Gabe…”

scirobotmada:

First time watching Coco

Second time watching Coco

Third time watching Coco

1491918943048465698864224994094649435th time watching Coco

to prove how accurate this is, one time I watched coco without audio and this was still me at the end

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Mom: Opening door, once upon a blue moon, to check in on me at 2 a.m. to verify the aliens had not taken me yet.

Me, after a mad scramble to hide the light of my phone:

“Gabe…”

Mom: *Opening door, once upon a blue moon, to check in on me at 2 a.m. to verify the aliens had not taken me yet.*

Me, after a mad scramble to hide the light of my phone:

“Gabe…”

Mom: Opening door, once upon a blue moon, to check in on me at 2 a.m. to verify the aliens had not taken me yet.