Why is no one talkin’ about the fact that Ashe and McCree bein’ a thing in the past doesn’t mean McHanzo is dead? If anythin’, it supports it, because it means McCree has a type.
Can they kill me? Check.
Sharpshooter? Check.
Gang/Mob boss at some point? Check.
Perky boobs? Check.
Curved ass that’ll fit in my hands? Check.
Beautiful straight hair? Check.
Piercing eyes? Check.
Tattoos and piercings? Check.
Competitive? Check.
Looks good in a vest? Check.
Robot Sidekick? Check.
Has a past at least as messed up as my own? Check.
Strip Poker? Check.
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I mean, I could go on, but I reckon that about covers it.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 