dr. strange: you can’t come to earth
loki: not to worry, I have a permit
Tag: marvel
i’m genuninely surprised that tony stark does not call steve and bucky “barnes and noble” more often. why?
- gets both guys in a single phrase
- makes fun of steve’s chivalry and shit
- is surprisingly fluid and apt
Conspiracy theory:
Drax is actually in every Marvel movie, he’s just standing so still we can’t see him
Thor, running towards the army: BRING ME THANOS!
Bruce, Steve, T’challa, literally everyone:
spiderman: homecoming
spiderman: far from home
spiderman: country roads, take me home
If any of my favorite characters die during Infinity War:
Peter: Mr Stark, did Thanos Just yeet a moon at you?
Tony: did he- what??
Peter: y’know… [throwing motion] yeet!
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: You’re fucking grounded
Odin: So guess what?! You have an evil sister I never told you about.
Thor and Loki: What?
Odin: *Gets the Hela out of there*
Avengers
Steve: What’s the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I’m not overly fond of what follows
Ragnarok
Thor: *comes crashing down decked out in dramatic lightning*
Loki: *proud “Hel yeah, that’s my big bro” smirk*
Loki: Do you trust me?
Thor: Yes
Loki:
Loki: I see life has taught you nothing
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