Tag: marvel shitpost
Thanos:
I assume you have a preference.
Loki: Oh I do.
Also Loki:
Marvel fans: Give us the trailer!
Marvel: *Gives us trailer*
Marvel fans, seeing the trauma with Their Own Two Eyes:
dr. strange: you can’t come to earth
loki: not to worry, I have a permit
i’m genuninely surprised that tony stark does not call steve and bucky “barnes and noble” more often. why?
- gets both guys in a single phrase
- makes fun of steve’s chivalry and shit
- is surprisingly fluid and apt
Conspiracy theory:
Drax is actually in every Marvel movie, he’s just standing so still we can’t see him
Thor, running towards the army: BRING ME THANOS!
Bruce, Steve, T’challa, literally everyone:
spiderman: homecoming
spiderman: far from home
spiderman: country roads, take me home
If any of my favorite characters die during Infinity War:
Peter: Mr Stark, did Thanos Just yeet a moon at you?
Tony: did he- what??
Peter: y’know… [throwing motion] yeet!
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: You’re fucking grounded
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 