Tag: loki

missmargaretcarter:

Why I love Ragnarok:

Marvel: Taika, since you’re new, let’s go over how a Thor movie should go: Thor is the god of thunder

Taika: Right…

Marvel: He uses a hammer.

Taika: Don’t need it.

Marvel: Umm, he has long, Viking-esque hair.

Taika: Chris looks better with short hair.

Marvel: Sure, but Thor wears a long red cape.

Taika: Single shoulder capes are more my aesthetic.

Marvel: Well you’ll have to keep his friends, the Warriors Three…

Taika: They’re already dead.

Marvel: No, well, ok, but his father, Odin…

Taika: Don’t need him.

Marvel: …is the king of Asgard.

Taika: As-what? Get rid of it.

Marvel: And his adopted brother Loki is always the villain.

Taika: That little shit? He’s just an over dramatic theatre nerd.

Marvel: Ugh, well Thor has…two eyes?

Taika: Who needs two eyes?

Marvel: Why did we-

Taika: You love me.

bxckybxrnxs:

Thor takes Midgardian Culture Lessons from Peter Parker

Thor: BROTHER, I have once again learnt some Midgardian slang: to YEET is to throw.

Loki:

Thor: So when we do ‘get help’ I YEET you at our enemy.

Loki:

Thor: [smiling proudly] YEET

Loki: Thor I think the Spider Boy is trying to make a fool out of you.

Thor: That may be so…but I don’t look as much of a fool as you do when I YEET you across the room.