Reyes: Your mission is simple. Act as the Shimada heir’s bodyguard and collect as much information as you can.
McCree: Yes, sir!
Reyes: and I swear to god, Jesse, don’t you dare go deeper than that-
McCree: Dontcha worry yourself. I’ll be fine. I know I’m good lookin’, but not that good lookin’.
(Later)
McCree: Heyyyyy boss. So like remember before-
Reyes: Don’t you fucking dare say it-
McCree: Shhhh! Not too loud. He’s sleepin’ next to me.

you can tell organization 13 apart based on just their coats??

nipahdubs:

Yes. o u o

Xemnas is one of the bulkiest, he has large open sleeves. You see him the most through KH2 and I know him on spot also cause I can smell cheap hair gel when he passes by.

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Xigbars is tight as well (Him, Demyx and Axel all share this) He is also part of the shoulder pads club. 

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Xaldins is the buffest (asides maybe Lexaeus) granted you rarely see those two together. His sleeves literally stay the same from the shoulder to the cuff, baggy hasn’t been in style for years…well neither have shoulder pads.

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Vexens is rather big on him, not very form fitting. If you can’t tell it’s him by his coat you can probably tell it’s him by the stench of failure and betrayal. Look at him. Hiding his failure hands.

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Lexaeus, holy crap. This dude is ripped. Form fitting sleeves that flare out. His upper torso is the largest, if you feel an earthquake nearby, you may have a Lexaeus on the loose.

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Zexion is the least form fitting of all. It has to be baggy enough so he can hide back into his coat like a turtle. He enjoys reading in there and thinking of more ways to mentally torture Riku.

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Saix shares the same coat that Xemnas does but with TOP shoulder pads, he likes to take Xemnas’s old coats. He does this in hopes Xemnas will acknowledge him, never happens. He is the only one sporting the top shoulder pad that prominent. Keep trying to be different, he may notice you one day.

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Axel has the tightest coat of all. He is so skinny cause he’s so hot (literally), burning them calories all the time man. Rumor has it when he walks he squeaks cause of how skin tight the coat is. You can tell its him easily from behind cause his hood has a bunch of holes in it from his hair piercing through.

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Demyx coat is similar to Axel, make it as tight as it comes. Biggest difference is he has shoulder pads that could stab your eye out. King of the shoulder pads. a mullet and shoulder pads, you poor water child.

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Luxord has the largest arm holes (asides Zexion), he has to hide all his cards in there. He runs a magician act on the side so he has all kinds of things stored in his sleeves. Shoulder pad club members growing in numbers. Form fitting in the chest but arm room for days.

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Marluxias coat has hair dye stains on it and smells like roses. Not much else to say.

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Larxene Boobs.

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Roxas is the shortest of the bunch, loose coat. If confused look for the clown shoes.

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Xion has the second tinniest waist but open sleeves. Like Roxas, look at the shoes. While she is the only other girl besides Larxene an easy way to tell them apart is this, is she being a bitch? No. It’s Xion.

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