Michael: How’s your apology to Henry coming?
William: I’ve been working on a letter to send him.
Michael: Yes, I saw a draft of it on your desk.
William: What did you think?
Michael: It was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad.
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Henry: Scenario. You pull a car over for speeding. You find out it’s your father. How do you handle the situation?
Michael: Well, first I’d be like… Father? You’re alive? What the hell?
Henry: In the past, I know spirits enjoyed a sacrifice or two.
Helpy: Let’s sacrifice Michael!
Michael: Okay. What time should I be there? There better be fire involved.
Michael: You’re like the dad I never had.
Henry: You didn’t have a dad?
Michael: I did but he sucked.
“End Communication.”
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