sherlollymouse:

benedictsbottom:

well yes of course i want my otp to be happy

but first let me see one of them choking back tears at a hospital bedside while the other lies in a coma (◉‿◉✿)

Amen

We are all beautiful fiends

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

shreder2014:

What happens in canon VS What we write in fanfictions:

lilleonbebe:

When a fic is everything you’ve ever wanted but hasn’t been updated since 1978

robbie-hotten:

elf who inhales fruit for a living does flips to impress insomniac noodle

1. Ice witch trying to not fall for her sociopathic would-be murderer and failing miserably

2. Thicc cowboy and Japanese titty man hook up over booze and how much they’ve fucked up in their lives

3. Weeabo ramen cyborg gets with his doctor/healing slave

4. Sleazy con artist loses his street credentials to a bunny

5. Local sunshine boy divorces his husband for being an edgelord

icestorming:

Still this asshole

njadakapanther:

“Your ships are gross”

punprincess28:

When you hear someone talk about your otp

Me to my s/o

Me: ok let’s get this straight I’m sorry but you’ll never be #1 in my heart. That belongs to my otps but there is room at #437
s/o: Yeah… I don’t think this will work out…
Me: your loss I still have 436 loves so ha.

fanfiction-masterlist:

that moment when you have been in the tag of your otp for hours and you reach the bottom of the page and you have to take a moment to reevaluate your life choices