zootopiaconfessions:

knightoflodis:

niwandajones:

slipstreamborne:

I saw Zootopia last night and as I drove home all I could think about was how the hell the police investigated crime that took place in habitats designed for smaller animals.

Like their smallest recruit literally towers over the citizens of the rodent habitat.  What the fuck is a polar bear going to do if a vole gets murdered?  Forget all of the fine tools needed to dust for prints, does the poor grieving widow vole now have to deal with being homeless because the only way the ZPD could photograph the crime scene was to literally rip her roof off? 

I bet you that’s why the mafia is a literal rat pack and a shrew is the most feared crime boss in town.  Who else is going to protect your gaggle of little adorable hamster children when your businesshamster husband gets caught cooking the books to try and pay off his hamster gambling debt and some guinea pig bookie comes to literally shake your family down for the cash?  

Oh my gods now Mr. Big makes sense.

You would think that little rodentia (that’s what it’s called right?) would have its own police force just for its own citizens, because their community is like a city all to itself separate from the rest of Zootopia, even though it is still in the main city

The thing is, there IS a mouse-sized police force.

Sorry to break all those ‘little’ headcanons…

kingdomsheart:

d.va’s signatures on her leg are so cute! i’m guessing they’re from fans or people she loves.

사랑해! = Love you! (or I love you)

디바쨩 = d.va is the best!

화이팅! = I’m routing for you/Good luck! (its typically used when someone is trying to show their support)

I couldn’t quite see what Lucio has written unfortunately but if you can figure it out please feel free to add on!

kokoneakita:

So 

The new D.Va short

I want to say a lot of things about it,  but I can’t even express it.

You know, for some reason, D.Va is always portrayed as a brat who doesn’t take things seriously and thinks of life as a game.

The fandom always portrays her as a kid because she’s 19, like really?

And this is something that has always bothered me, but I’m not in position to complain as we didn’t (and still don’t) know a lot about her.

I’ve seen people express their admiration towards D.Va for being a hero at a young age. For that, I’m grateful, but still it always felt like everyone thought she is just a kid playing a game and not being aware of the reality.

But let me tell you all, this short brought me to tears.

For real.

I was just fine until she got serious. Until she let us know that even though she’s got a carefree personality she’s always thinking seriously.

Keep reading

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

ms-mazarin:

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO
Acknowledged
Answered
Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK
Added
Implored
Inquired
Insisted
Proposed
Queried
Questioned
Recommended
Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY
Admitted
Apologized
Conceded
Confessed
Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Advised
Criticized
Suggested

JUST CHECKING
Affirmed
Agreed
Alleged
Confirmed

LOUD
Announced
Chanted
Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL
Appealed
Disclosed
Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT
Argued
Barked
Challenged
Cursed
Fumed
Growled
Hissed
Roared
Swore

SMARTASS
Articulated
Asserted
Assured
Avowed
Claimed
Commanded
Cross-examined
Demanded
Digressed
Directed
Foretold
Instructed
Interrupted
Predicted
Proclaimed
Quoted
Theorized

ASSHOLE
Bellowed
Boasted
Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK
Babbled
Bawled
Mumbled
Sputtered
Stammered
Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER
Bargained
Divulged
Disclosed
Exhorted

FIRST OFF
Began

LASTLY
Concluded
Concurred

WEAK PUSY
Begged
Blurted
Complained
Cried
Faltered
Fretted

HAPPY/LOL
Cajoled
Exclaimed
Gushed
Jested
Joked
Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED
Extolled
Jabbered
Raved

BRUH, CHILL
Cautioned
Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG
Chided
Contended
Corrected
Countered
Debated
Elaborated
Objected
Ranted
Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE
Commented
Continued
Observed
Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY
Enunciated
Explained
Elaborated
Hinted
Implied
Lectured
Reiterated
Recited
Reminded
Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME
Confided
Offered
Urged

FINE
Consented
Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS
Croaked
Lamented
Pledged
Sobbed
Sympathized
Wailed
Whimpered

JUST SAYING
Declared
Decreed
Mentioned
Noted
Pointed out
Postulated
Speculated
Stated
Told
Vouched

WASN’T ME
Denied
Lied

EVIL SMARTASS
Dictated
Equivocated
Ordered
Reprimanded
Threatened

BORED
Droned
Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME
Echoed
Mumbled
Murmured
Muttered
Uttered
Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN
Exaggerated
Panted
Pleaded
Prayed
Preached

OH SHIT
Gasped
Marveled
Screamed
Screeched
Shouted
Shrieked
Yelped
Yelled

ANNOYED
Grumbled
Grunted
Jeered
Quipped
Scolded
Snapped
Snarled
Sneered

ANNOYING
Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER
Guessed
Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
Hooted
Howled
Yowled

I WONDER
Pondered
Voiced
Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS
Recalled
Recited
Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH
Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Scoffed
Snickered
Snorted

BITCHY
Tattled
Taunted
Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

Coco Masterpost: Oscar and Felipe

heyheyitsjuju:

So on the Coco discord I was asked if I could make a post about everything canonically known about the twins in-movie/from the junior novelization and while I didn’t forget, real life punched me in the gut and I’m just now getting around to it… 🙃 sorry it’s so late! 

Most of this is from the Coco: A Story about Music, Shoes, and Family junior novelization, which you can find in several different formats in the link above (in the US, at least). There’s even an audio book version! It’s sad that we didn’t get more Rivera family interactions in the movie, but obviously there wouldn’t have been time for all that while still trying to focus on Miguel’s journey. 

  • Oscar and Felipe are identical twins, and Imelda’s brothers (No real word yet as far as I know about age differences or order, but most of the fandom seems to headcanon that Imelda is the oldest, and the twins are roughly somewhere between 4-8 years younger than her.)  
  • We can assume the gene for twins is a Rivera genetic trait, since Berto and Carmen have Benny and Manny. Oscar and Felipe show a preference for them, calling them los cuates and asking Miguel about how they’ve been during the past year while crossing the bridge. 
  • Throughout the novelization the twins are shown to be innovative, both in present day and in Coco’s flashbacks. They carry duct tape (and presumably other supplies) around with them in their aprons; Oscar uses it to patch a man’s ragged shoes in Shantytown. Felipe uses his shoehorn to pry open the revolving door after the family gets stuck in it chasing Miguel. 
  • They were proficient enough with shoes that they started trying new inventions with them: In Coco’s flashback, we learn that she treasures their efforts, even though they never quite work; 

…but some were totally useless or odd because her uncles often tinkered with new designs. They once made cleaning shoes with thick bristles on the soles for scrubbing the floor while walking, but the bristles went flat as soon as the customers took their first steps. Another time they made boots with pockets for storing keys and money, but no one wanted to reach down to their shoes when reaching into their coats or purses was easier. 

“You are not inventors. You are shoemakers,” Mamá Imelda told them, throwing away the bad designs. But Coco loved the shoes and the playful imagination that they represented, so she rescued them for her collection. She smiled every time she saw her uncles’ failed experiments, though she never wore them. She preferred to wear strappy heels because they showed off her painted toenails. 

  • Another flashback shows that the twins made toys out of shoes for Elena and Victoria when they were little girls, to keep them from going to waste. It’s clear that, between Coco and then her children, the twins are good with kids (or at least know what they like). There’s no mention of them with Coco’s grand-kids, so it’s assumed that they died before Berto was born. 

Everyone played a role in their care, even the uncles who made toys out of shoes that, for some reason or other, didn’t pass Mamá Imelda’s inspection. One time they put wheels on a pair of wingtips so the girls could push them around like toy cars. Another time they added long straps to ankle boots, and the girls carried them like purses. When they made slippers for the girls, they used buttons and ribbons to add faces, and instead of wearing them, the girls used them as dolls. 

  • They ask Miguel on the way to find Mamá Imelda about Velcro: more specifically, which one he prefers. They say that since he’s undoubtedly had experience with both, he should be an expert on the subject. And Velcro wasn’t around when they were alive, but now it’s everywhere. So, which is better: Velcro, or laces? (Miguel really doesn’t know how to answer this, so he just says that he’s not sure.) 
  • They don’t like sharing things with each other– or at least, they like keeping their identities and possessions as separate as possible. There are a few instances where this happens. 
  • In Coco’s first flashback, they lay down their needles at the same time and can’t remember which is which. They decide to measure the needles, but they’re the same length. Finally, Coco “…knew this discussion would last all day,” so she just hands it to them. They take her word for it. 
  • Later, Imelda does the same with their kneecaps after they fall out of the revolving door at the Dept. of Family Reunions. Felipe asks if it matters since they’re identical, but Oscar reminds him that they don’t use the same underwear and toothbrushes just because they’re twins. 
  • They also insist, at different times, that they’re actually two very different people. Usually they fall into a pattern, comparing themselves to hammers and mallets, scissors and saws, heels and flats, wood and rubber, etc. until someone shuts them up (usually Imelda). 
  • They’re prone to getting into accidents, or at least falling apart more than the rest of the family. (A personal headcanon on this is since the family can’t tell their photos apart, they’re remembered… but just not as well as other family members.) 
  • There’s even a moment in the novel when one says (after falling from the rafters of the rehearsal stage and getting scattered everywhere) that “Even now… I can’t tell whether I’m Oscar or Felipe.” This might have been for comic effect, but since they were talking to Victoria there’s a question on how funny she would have found it. 
  • It’s a running gag that even in the family, it’s hard to keep up with who says what when they’re both talking. They pick up on each other’s sentences and talk so fast that even Coco, as a fifteen year old girl, gets confused by them easily. Imelda seems to be the only one that doesn’t have a problem knowing which twin said what. 
  • Like in the movie, the twins show an affection for their sister in the novelization. They live with her when Coco is growing up, they are the ones who frantically explain that she can’t cross over, and when she breaks down after losing Miguel a second time (afraid that he’s going to run out of time and be stuck as a skeleton), Oscar is the first one to comfort her with a hand on her shoulder. 
  • According to the novel, it was Oscar’s skirt that Dante was hiding under when they all dressed as Frida Kahlo. (just one of those Jeopardy answers, I guess) 

That’s actually all I have canonically. If I’ve forgotten anything, feel free to add on or send me a message and I’ll edit it!