I saw Zootopia last night and as I drove home all I could think about was how the hell the police investigated crime that took place in habitats designed for smaller animals.
Like their smallest recruit literally towers over the citizens of the rodent habitat. What the fuck is a polar bear going to do if a vole gets murdered? Forget all of the fine tools needed to dust for prints, does the poor grieving widow vole now have to deal with being homeless because the only way the ZPD could photograph the crime scene was to literally rip her roof off?
I bet you that’s why the mafia is a literal rat pack and a shrew is the most feared crime boss in town. Who else is going to protect your gaggle of little adorable hamster children when your businesshamster husband gets caught cooking the books to try and pay off his hamster gambling debt and some guinea pig bookie comes to literally shake your family down for the cash?
Oh my gods now Mr. Big makes sense.
You would think that little rodentia (that’s what it’s called right?) would have its own police force just for its own citizens, because their community is like a city all to itself separate from the rest of Zootopia, even though it is still in the main city
The thing is, there IS a mouse-sized police force.
linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.
Crossover Ratatouille/The Princess and The Frog! As promised, here we have two chefs who share the same passion for cooking! ❤ What do you think, wouldn’t they make the perfect team?
The amount of Clingy Piglet in this movie made me love him so much more. Also drawing them in their 2D style makes the Pooh scene so much sadder than it already is.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 