Assorted Xaldin/Dilan headcanons because I never see anything for him
>Dilan always had extra hair ties on him. It’s like an easter egg discovery. No one knows about it, but the people who do find out about it have an endless supply in case they need one.
>He’s the designated cook in the castle. This is because he’s one of the few members who actually know how to cook. When he was a somebody, he would always meal prep and make meals in advance because the long shifts would drain him. Having the pre made stuff always cam in handy.
>He’s good with kids but that doesn’t mean he likes them. Once he was stuck looking after Ienzo because Even had to run off to get synthesis items. At one point Dilan forgot that he was supposed to be watching Ienzo and lowkey freaked out (though you wouldn’t be able to tell). Much to his relief, the boy had been sitting off to the side, nose-deep in a book.
>He liked Ienzo because he was quiet and didn’t cause much trouble. Zexion on the other hand never shuts up, so Xaldin avoids him as much as possible.
>Dilan and Aeleus play cards every now and then in their down time.
>Dilan//Xaldin has the type of face that makes kids stop doing stupid stuff. Like there are the adults who can threaten you all you want and you won’t be phased, like Xigbar/Braid, but as soon as Xaldin/Dilan gives you that glare you immediately stop whatever dumb thing you’re about to do.
>On that topic, Xaldin has on multiple occasions walked in on Xigbar yelling at an unfazed and even giggling Demyx. As soon as Demyx catches Xaldin’s raised eyebrow and deep set glare, he will yelp, apologize to Xaldin and waltz off.
>He eats kale
>The reason his voice is really gruff is because he naps all the time. He literally just always has that “I just woke up” voice. No one knows what he really sounds like.
>Out of the youngest Organization members, the one he can tolerate the most is Demyx surprisingly. Roxas and Xion are too gullible/naive. Zexion talks too much, last he heard. Saix is a hard ass, and Axel just gives him bad vibes. It doesn’t help that when they were sombodies, Axel and Saix gave him an extremely hard time.
>On that note, Demyx is the one Xaldin is most protective of. Not in obvious ways. More like, if he sees Demyx chugging water, he’ll tell him to slow down or he’ll choke and that Xaldin doesn’t want to deal with that or if Demyx isn’t paying attention during a meeting, he’ll send a gust of wind to wake him up.
>He’s really specific about his cooking and the ingredients he uses but will still just eye the measurements because he’s so skilled at it
will probably add more later
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I’m actually crying this is the first time someone’s done art for my stupid hcs dndndndjdjdj I love it
Saïx: how is Xion a member when she’s a puppet? Axel: ohmygod Saïx you can’t just ask people why they’re a puppet!
Roxas: why is Marluxia’s hair so big? Zexion: its full of secrets…
Xehanort to Xigbar: “Get in loser. We’re going vessel shopping.”
Demyx: I can’t go out <fake cough> I’m sick. Saïx: Boo, you whore!
Xion: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish we could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Saïx:…. She doesn’t even go here!
Demyx: Nice wig, Xaldin. What’s it made of? Xaldin: Your mom’s chest hair!
Lexaeus: Zexion, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
Xemnas: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Larxene
Marluxia: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
Luxord: <reading the entry on himself from the Burn Book> “too gay to function?” Xigbar: That’s only okay when I say it!
Zexion: And you can only wear your hair in a pony tail once a week, so I guess you chose today. Xigbar: …
Zexion: Oh no, I can’t say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.
Ansem the Wise: What are you supposed to be? Mickey: I’m a MOUSE. DUH.
Vexen: I’m not a regular dad. I’m a cool dad. Right Zexion. Zexion: please stop talking.
Axel: I think I’m joining Castle Oblivion. Saïx: No! No, no! You cannot do that. That is social suicide. *Damn*! You are so lucky you have me to guide you.
Axel: <referring to Luxord’s earring> I love it! Demyx: So fetch! Axel: What is fetch? Demyx: Oh, it’s like slang, from… England.
Vexen: where’s Zexion? Lexaeus: he’s out. Vexen: he’s grounded. Lexaeus: [surprised] Are they not supposed to be let out when they’re grounded? ?
Roxas: One time Lexaeus punched me in the face… it was awesome.
Larxene: I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.
Xigbar: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Xaldin: Marluxia seems… sweet! Luxord: Marluxia is not sweet! He’s a scum-sucking road whore, he ruined my life!
Demyx: <talking about Marluxia> I have this theory, that if you cut off all his hair he’d look like a British man.
Kairi: My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk. Master Xehanort: Your grandmother and I have that in common.
Master Xehanort: Irregardless, ex-vessels are just off limits to Darknesses. I mean that’s just like the rules of Nortisims.
Saïx: Hey!… Are we still in a fight? Axel: You still an asshole? Saïx: No.I don’t think so.
Ven: why would he do that? Braig: cause Terra’s a life ruiner. He ruins peoples lives
Roxas: And they have this book, this “Burn Book” where they write mean things about the Organization. Xion: Well what does it say about me? Roxas: You’re not in it. Xion: Those bitches.
Sora: I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the series is ending.
Roxas: So, uh… how was your summer? Saïx: I got Nort-ed Roxas: Oh… My summer vacation ended. Saïx: I win.
Axel: [escorting Roxas down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!
Luxord: Marluxia always wins Lord of Castle Oblivion Xigbar: Who cares? Luxord: I care. Every year the the neophytes are sent away from the founding members to CO. And whosoever is elected Lord automatically obtains a deck, and since I am a card user, I would safely say, I care. Xigbar: Wow, Lux, you’ve truely out-gayed yourself this time.
Lea: [while training to become a Keyblade Master] Oh HELL no, I did not leave the Organization for this!
Axel: God. My hips are huge! Demyx: Oh please. I hate my calves. Lexaeus: At least you guys can wear halters. I’ve got man shoulders
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