Reminder that Cyrus had to help us hunt down and kill his own brother
Reminder that his sister in law is already dead
Reminder that Cyrus had to teach the students that very well might have grown to be the one to kill Malistaire whilst saving the spiral.
Reminder that the least you can do for this poor fucking sap is get his laundry for him.
Tag: cyrus drake
CYRUS DRAKE! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT MOUNT! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! PROSPECTOR ZEKE’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT TO ZAFARIA! — Oh, and Malistaire dear, congratulations on making Necromancer, Gamma and I are so proud.
Ambrose (young Cyrus and Malistaire) Quote of the Day (via askheadmasterambrose)
LOOOOOOL
Young Cyrus: I’m a painter
Young Malistaire: I’m a poet
Young Sylvia: I’m the Grand General of Dragonspyre who has a really awesome sword and equally as awesome side kick ladies who’ll help me kick your sorry behind back into the next timeline if you so much as think of getting in my way.
Ok so apparently Cyrus wasn’t interested in Magic until an “uncanny witch from Polaris” defeated Malistaire in combat.
Guys. Baba Yaga probably obliterated Malistaire and Cyrus was so hysterical about it that he wanted to learn conjury just to rub it in Mali’s face for the rest of his life. I cannot believe this.
Oh my gosh, how funny it must have been to address Sylvia, Malistaire, and Cyrus when all three of them taught at Ravenwood together though.
Like just imagine a novice student going “Professor Drake!” and all three of them just turn around and simultaneously respond, “What?”
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 