Been on a Kingdom Hearts kick lately. With all the fun, feels, and what the fuck how can anyone follow this damn plot like, a cool Disney crossover game should not be this complicated and confusing-ness that comes with it. ☺️
KH1 Riku: Oh, Sora found new friends? Fine, I’m gonna go sulk in darkness for the next few months.
COM Riku: Sora, I’ve finally learned how to handle my dark side – oh, he’s sleeping. Better go on a dangerous journey that could potentially cause darkness to take over me again just for the slightest chance of waking him up.
KH2 Riku: I’m too ashamed for you to see me like this, Sora, but I’m still going to casually stalk you and be helpful. Also, I’d be cool with spending the rest of my life on a beach in the World Between as long as it’s with you.
Coded Riku: I’m not even the real Riku and you’re not even the real Sora, but I feel very concerned about your well-being for some reason. For a journal, I seem to have an awful lot of real emotions. Weird.
358/2 Days Riku: I’m sorry that I’m being a bit of a jerk, Roxas, but Sora can’t wake up if you’re still around. You understand, right?
BBS Riku: I want to be strong so I can protect the people I care about. Sora. I’m talking about Sora.
DDD Riku: So, those two people love each other? I’m going to make blatantly obvious parallels to Sora and I. Dearly Beloved is the combined song of our souls. Sora is in trouble, I’m going to JUMP INTO HIS HEART AND SAVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE PERSONAL COST.
Coco [to Julio] : I’m cold.
Julio : Here, have my jacket.
Hector [to Imelda] : Hey, I’m cold too.
Imelda : What? [taking off jacket]
Imelda : I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on Hector]-
Imelda : -now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [hugging him for warmth] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.
Scott Cawthon: *Releases teaser of a fnaf pixel game*
Fans: “Urgh! I want FNaF 6 now! Not a stupid pixel game.”
Scott Cawthon:
horror game: don’t play this if you get scared or disturbed easily. this game is forbidden to those who are unable to distinguish fiction from reality.
me: *spamming the start button* ok yeah lets play the damn game
me, later that night: *brandishing some random object* cmon zombie motherfucker get out here so i can kill you and then go to sleep