Avengers: Infinity Meme
30 tons = 60,000 lbs
According to this Loki should have been able to lift the equivalent of 60 Thanoses WHY DIDN’T HE JUST YEET THANOS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE INSTEAD OF USING THOSE STUPID BUTTERKNIVES @ MARVEL EXPLAIN!!!1!!1!!
Thor takes Midgardian Culture Lessons from Peter Parker
Thor: BROTHER, I have once again learnt some Midgardian slang: to YEET is to throw.
Loki:
Thor: So when we do ‘get help’ I YEET you at our enemy.
Loki:
Thor: [smiling proudly] YEET
Loki: Thor I think the Spider Boy is trying to make a fool out of you.
Thor: That may be so…but I don’t look as much of a fool as you do when I YEET you across the room.
loki: *dies and goes to hel*
hela: get out of my roooom! *kicks him back out the door*
loki: *wakes up back in his body* huh
The face I make when I know something, but can’t talk about:
He totally knows something we’re not allowed to know yet.
Everyone else: IronStrange
Me, an intellectual: Sherlock squared
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 