God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.
i saw someone make a comic about waluigi willingly declining to be in smash bros and i like that because it ties into this concept on tumblr that waluigi is just a dude who’s content with a fulfilling normal life which we know nothing about.
wario asks him like “hey you wanna join me in this fighting tournament where you can get your ass kicked by all sorts of legendary fighters and monsters for no tangible benefit?” and waluigi is just like “thanks for inviting me bro but i’ve got a full time job and i can’t take that much time off, plus we’re having my niece’s birthday party at chuck-e-cheese on thursday, but hit me up if you wanna play tennis this weekend”
Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)
All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual.No matter how much the media tries to erase that.
Channing Tatum is openly bisexual but people just….ignore it.
No the fuck i don’t. The fact that i have a chance with Channing Tatum regardless of my gender has gotten me through some bad days. Also David Bowie.
Omg I can’t believe he wasn’t listed I had to double check!
AND DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
reblogging for all my bi kids out there who are trying to find bisexual role models. there are a lot of bi celebrities out there, it’s just that the media doesn’t like to accept that.
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 