miguel: i’m miguel, your great great grandson!
ernesto: i….have a great great grandson?
ernesto: (internally) *kill bill siren plays as images of every woman he hooked up with flashes through his mind and tries to figure out which one of them he knocked up*
Author: wolfmooneryder
Miguel: *listening to a song*
Héctor: Ey chamaco! What’ya listening to?
Miguel: *unplugs earphones*
*despacito plays*
Héctor: *listens to it for awhile then suddenly realizes the message*
Héctor: d e l e t e t h i s s o n g N O W
I don’t know why it took me so long to realize that Hector is like… a whole head taller than his wife, but I absolutely love it.
Okay but if Gabriel was Soldier24 we can assume a couple of things
-SEP program counted probably100 people -enough for a statistic sample and still be a damn elite.
-Most of them are dead if Jack felt safe to pick up the Soldier76 persona without people going ISN’T THAT MORRISON’S NUMBER
-When Reaper heard of a vigilante called Soldier76 he probably facepalmed so hard because WTF JACK, YOU COULDN’T FIND AN ORIGINAL NAME?
-For how much I love the ‘Jack and Gabriel knew each other so well and fought together for 30 years so of course they would recognize each other in the battlefield’ headcanons….at this point it’s more like a “Jack is not a creative man and Gabriel knew it was him just by the name”
What Blizzard thinks is fanservice for Overwatch: A scantily clad Widowmaker
What is actually fanservice: Gabriel Reyes having a photo of Jack Morrison in his office.
I think blizzard has slowly started learning this over the last year
Stop talking and start doing: My Fallout Shelter for my Tumblr blog 