weeesi:

I was in a lift yesterday and in came this older couple and one man was tall and had grey streaks though his dark hair and wore a dark blue button down shirt and the other man was short and blond-grey and wore a plaid button down shirt AND I BASICALLY WAS LIKE 👀 AND MY HEART STARTED BEATING SO FAST. And then the lift stopped at the next level and the shorter man started to get out and the taller man was like “oh I don’t think this is our stop” and then the shorter man looked around and said “oh you’re right, you’re right” and he got back in and then the taller man looked at me like look at this adorable small human that I love AND I LITERALLY DIED

I WAS IN A RETIREMENT!LOCK AU