robbie-hotten:

elf who inhales fruit for a living does flips to impress insomniac noodle

1. Ice witch trying to not fall for her sociopathic would-be murderer and failing miserably

2. Thicc cowboy and Japanese titty man hook up over booze and how much they’ve fucked up in their lives

3. Weeabo ramen cyborg gets with his doctor/healing slave

4. Sleazy con artist loses his street credentials to a bunny

5. Local sunshine boy divorces his husband for being an edgelord